Some people are experts at feeling rotten. No matter what happens, they can always find a cloud attached to their silver lining. How do they do that? How do miserable people get that way? This book has the answers! With surefire suggestions like: Take counsel from your fears Relive your bad memories Recycle regrets Blame everyone and everything You'll learn how to be a breath of stale air at any occasion! (Caution: There is a risk — while musing on methods for misery, you may also discover the highway to happiness.)